- OH, SO YOU WANT SOME GINGER ALE, DO YA?! YEAH, CHAD CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF HIS PRECIOUS GINGER ALE, OH NO! WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, CHAD; WHY DON'T I CALL UP THE GINGER ALE HEADQUARTERS, HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH, SO CHAD CAN SUCK GINGER ALE UNTIL THERE'S NO MORE GINGER ALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION?!?!"
Chad Crenshaw is the cousin of Mindy Crenshaw. He is a minor character, only appearing in one episode "Eric Punches Drake" out of the whole series, when Josh believes he is dating Mindy (after the two recently broke up) and becomes jealous, until Josh finds out he's just Mindy's cousin. Chad wrote a novel when he was only in the seventh grade. Oprah Winfrey was so impressed by the novel that she invited him to be on her show, later inviting him for dinner at her house. Chad also received a call from the president of the United States congratulating him on his success.